Feel like a completely new person!
Just drink it and go — no need for messy coffee cups or overpriced energy drinks.
Enjoy the delicious taste of our patented secret formula, based on our all-natural one-of-a-kind salt extraction.
When the mixture changes color, it’s ready to drink. Just like that!
In seconds, you’ll feel younger, stronger and less morally restrained!
Enjoy having more time, more energy and more spontaneous violations of social mores.
Powder won’t go bad in storage, even after several months.
Won’t cause insomnia, weight gain or crippling feelings of compunction.
Side effects include nausea, joint pain, unrestricted hair growth and complete social ostracism. May be habit-forming.
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