Join us this Friday and Saturday, 10am-5pm, for a magnificent sale of fine-quality, gently-haunted furnishings. All pieces original to the home. Contents available for purchase include:
- Banded mahogany dining table with 8 chairs, fully levitating
- Elegant curio cabinet with spring-loaded glass doors for easy release of possessed artifacts (also included)
- Carved oak armoire newly refurbished with a one-way portal to the demon realm
- Pair of gold frame mirrors, easy to clean with Windex and a little burnt sage
- Cast-iron queen bed, in good condition and currently haunted by fewer than five murdered brides
- Drop-leaf wooden center table with claw feet that will need only bimonthly trimming
- Kingston piano (by The Rudolph Wurlitzer Company) with no need for tuning; plays only one song, whether or not anyone is present.
Sale ends promptly at sunset! Please be prepared to remove all your items before dark.
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